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Santa vs Kringle

Monday, 21 December 2009 11:44 HMC Staff
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Bill:  It’s Santa

Ted:  No It’s Kris Kringle

Bill:  No it’s Santa Claus!

Ted:  That’s Kris Kringle, not Santa!

Bill:  You’re not listening, Santa is Kris Kringle.

Ted:  WHAT?!?!? Santa is not Kris Kringle! He’s Kris Kringle!

Bill:  Why don’t you listen to me? Kris Kringle is Santa…ENOUGH ALREADY!

Ted:  I don’t know who told you that Santa is Kris, but they are WRONG!

Bill:  Saint Nick is Santa, Kris Kringle is some other countries Santa.

Ted:  So I am Right! It’s SANTA!

Bill:  No you’re not, St. Nick is Santa and there is only one Santa and it ain’t Kris Kringle!

….to be continued

 

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Newsflash

Let's get this straight. If you do not have a handicap placard or if you do have one and the handicap person is not in the car with you, DO NOT FRIGGIN' PARK IN THAT SPOT YOU $%$#@$%^*&!!!

I am sick and tired of seeing people, "who will only be a second' park in the spot reserved for someone with a disability. I have seen people do this right in front of a police officer like it was there God given right. Who in the hell do you think you are?!? If there was a fire on your block I assume you will also be parked in front of the fire hydrant, and in this scenario we hope Murphy's law catches up with you.

This also applies to you, you schmuck, that thinks it's ok if your passenger is just running into the store and that you will move if someone needs the spot. OK KRESKIN, mind read this,"DON'T PARK THERE TO BEGIN WITH! IT DOESN"T SAY RESERVED YOU THE LORD GOD KING OF TALKING ON YOUR CELLPHONE WHILE DRIVING AND TURNING ON RED WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING TO SEE IF TRAFFIC IS COMING!"